What Kind of Writer am !?

I am THAT WRITER, the one who spews his work into the world entirely too fast and rough. The one who has zero desire to do this the "Right Way" and couldn't give a poop if you approve or not. All of that being said I have feelings and they can be hurt when people decide to be jackasses. But in my world instead of punching them in the face they are more likely to end up as thinly veiled libelous characters in my tales. They will always be the characters who are attacked by the machete wielding gorillas who instead of killing them will instead initiate them into the brutal world of "Monkey Love".

Yeah I'm that guy.