Open your bag, pee in this cup… and smile while you do it
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In this one I bitch and moan about that fascist Geoffrey the Giraffe!
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Everybody’s Working For The Weekend Part 3 - “The Dutch”
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The job that changed my life, and not all for the better.
Read MoreEverybody’s Working For The Weekend Part 2 - “Nothing can kill the Grimace”
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My second job consisted of flipping burgers and getting lap dances from managers...
Read MoreEverybody’s Working for the Weekend Part 1: “The Friendly Market”
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The first in a series of essays chronicling my working life before becoming a full-time writer. Also I get caught wanking in the convienence store restroom.
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