America The Free
/In which our hero tries to figure out what happened to America.
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In which our hero tries to figure out what happened to America.
Read MoreIn which our hero wonders if he’s one of a dying breed that remembers what Ovaltine is.
Read MoreIn which our hero learns the true meaning of Christmas from a jolly sponge, a dim-witted starfish, and a cold-hearted, bitter squid.
Read MoreIn which our hero enjoys a little pre-Christmas mayhem and slaughter.
Read MoreIn which our hero watches the man who defeated the African Killer Bees be tormented by three entirely too adorable ghosts.
Read MoreIn which our hero learns that the best way to market a live TV Christmas Special is with highway shotgun violence and nuclear bombs!
Read MoreIn which our hero contemplates the morality of altering the space-time continuum and creating an alternate timeline.
Read MoreIn which our hero takes a holiday trip to Mars with Joel and the Bots!
Read MoreIn which the day is saved by a mutant mouse boy, and our hero is scared shitless by Santa Claus.
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