Two Days Out
/In which our hero has a brush with death when all he wants is water.
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In which our hero has a brush with death when all he wants is water.
Read MoreIn which our hero takes the position of a post-Great Depression gold standard denier. Kids, in this one, we learn why tulips are more valuable than gold and diamonds.
Read MoreIn which our hero delves into the opinions of assholes who don’t understand how the power breakdown of the Executive and the Legislative branches in our government works, and why ours doesn’t actually work that way.
Read MoreIn which our hero lays out the truth about his beliefs and positions. Social positions, not sexual, you freaks!
Read MoreIn which our hero contemplates what might be the last truly free 4th of July and his fear of the future.
Read MoreIn which our hero admits to some flaws and thanks the people who set him straight. Oh yeah, America is also burning to the ground.
Read MoreIn which our hero makes the slide into a state of terror over the future of our nation.
Read MoreIn which our hero reflects on the passing of his son five years ago today.
Read MoreIn which our hero laments the actions if the Dear Leader and looks for aa helping hand.
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