Johnny Got His Gun
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How can I reconcile being a pro 2nd Amendment Progressive Socialist?
Read MoreMono-Poly?
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In this one we delve into the issue of one man and one woman and why that idea may be eroding away.
Read MoreOpen your bag, pee in this cup… and smile while you do it
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In this one I bitch and moan about that fascist Geoffrey the Giraffe!
Read MoreThe Day Job (at night) a Follow up
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Just when I thought I was done with Bethany Village it pulls me back in, this time for lulz!
Read MoreI’m a Bisexual Part 10 - “Jumping the Hurdle… and Running to the Next”
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The final part in my essay series exploring my sexual identity.
Read MoreEverybody’s Working For The Weekend Part 5 - “Mallrat”
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Following the debacle at the Dayton Daily News and much like the survivors in Dawn of the Dead I head to the mall...
Read MoreEverybody’s Working For The Weekend Part 4 - “I am the security department bitches!”
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This is it, the worst job I've ever had...
Read MoreEverybody’s Working For The Weekend Part 3 - “The Dutch”
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The job that changed my life, and not all for the better.
Read MoreEverybody’s Working For The Weekend Part 2 - “Nothing can kill the Grimace”
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My second job consisted of flipping burgers and getting lap dances from managers...
Read MoreEverybody’s Working for the Weekend Part 1: “The Friendly Market”
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The first in a series of essays chronicling my working life before becoming a full-time writer. Also I get caught wanking in the convienence store restroom.
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