In which our hero gives everyone a small glimpse into his writing process.

In which our hero breaks all ties with his once trusted and favorite news source.

In which our hero gets down to the brass tacks about what it means to be morbidly obese.

In which our hero gets lost in a bit of self-analysis and self-pity.

In which our hero laments the loss of innocent lives in the Middle East and how America shares a large portion of the blame.