90 Seconds Until Midnight
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In which our hero fears a future he has no control over.
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I Tell Myself Stories
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In which our hero gives everyone a small glimpse into his writing process.
Read MoreSo Long TYT... I Hardly Knew You
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In which our hero breaks all ties with his once trusted and favorite news source.
Read MoreI Wash Myself With A Rag On A Stick
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In which our hero gets down to the brass tacks about what it means to be morbidly obese.
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Forty More Years In The Desert
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In which our hero laments the loss of innocent lives in the Middle East and how America shares a large portion of the blame.
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Life Isn't Supposed To Be This Way
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In which our hero talks about his near mental collapse because he couldn’t get the mail.
Read MoreAll Dogs Go To Sto'Vo'Kor
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In which our hero lets out some of the pain from the loss of his doggo.
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